To Our Data Perfectionists

Had our organization but money enough, and time,
This demand for Data Perfection would be no crime.

We would sit down and think deep thoughts about all the wonderful ways,
To best model our data and processes, as slowly passes our endless days.
Freed from the Herculean Labors of Data Cleansing, we would sing the rhyme:
“The data will always be entered right, the first time, every time.”

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